Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Who reads this anyway?

Why am I writing this when I know there's no one at the other end. I write because I have an internet connection I don't have to pay for. I mean I don't pay for it directly, my parents do though. Where as you? You wouldn't even know about it. That's because I haven't told you. But, have you ever considered Google-ing Berries on your own? This blog and post would appear if you do.
WHY HAVEN'T YOU EVER GOOGLED BERRIES? Why?! It hurts. The injustice is just....I don't even have words for it! So wait, you can Google Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez gossip. Or Linsday Lohan scandals. But who has time for berries. You don't!

Pffft. Kids these days.
They need inspiration. Berries don't inspire.

Peace, yo!

Sunday, 3 July 2011

The Lack Of A Better Word.

What is up with kids these days. No wait, a kid is a baby goat. Children. Yes, what is up with the children these days?
I apologize for the inappropriate content from now onward.
Why are they literally, and figuratively always fucking things? The dictionary is full of words that express joy, surprise, shock, excitement, gratitude, anger, love, and other emotions that I can't think of right now. So why does it all have to come back to that one word? No trust me, swearing does NOT make you "cool". It just doesn't.
"OMG! That's so fucking awesome."
"Fuck it, I don't care."
"Fuck you."
"How the fuck did you do that?"
"What the fuck is that?"
And so on.

It get's annoying, if you want to curse or swear all the time, I'm sure there are many other options. Using new and bigger words might make you sound a bit cool. Using the same words over and over again, will not. That makes you boring.
Now you don't want to sound boring, do you?

Guessed so.
Try cursing in Chinese. Now that's awesome!


Saturday, 2 July 2011

When Life Gives You Berries.

Eat them.

Happy reading.

What's up with Google+?

Okay, so a lot of people, um, friends have been asking me if I have Google+. Well, no I don't.
What's the point? I have the same friends on my mailing list, then again, on Facebook, I'm following a few on twitter, also those I left behind on Orkut. Now the last thing I want to do is circle them.

So no. I do not have G+.